Barrel of Chuckles edited by Ann McGovern, TW283, 12th Scholastic paperback printing, 1973, 64 pages. Illustrated by Allan Jaffee.
Ted: ‘Hi, Ed. How’s your girlfriend
coming along with her diet?’
Ed: ‘Just fine. She’s disappeared!’”
What did Lewis and Clark say before they reached the Pacific Ocean?
Long time, no sea.
Waiter: ‘ I have boiled tongue, fried liver, and pigs’ feet.’
Customer: ‘Don’t tell me your troubles. Just give me a cheese sandwich and a glass of milk.'”