Silly Questions and Funny Answers, Collected and illustrated by William Wiesner, TW2262, 1st Scholastic paperback printing, November 1973, 32 pages.
Description: Do you think it’s right to punish people for things they haven’t done?’ the pupil asked his teacher.
‘Why, of course not!” answered the teacher.
‘Well,’ said the pupil, ‘I haven’t done my homework.'” (from the back cover)